Monday, September 06, 2010

Day 36: Happy Hour

I celebrate my hard work by drinking.

Drinking alone is never as fun as drinking
with a group of friends. Remember; it's friends,
not colleagues, so your conversation won't be
work related.

Alcohol serves like a lubricant to conversation.

I know, some might say, why
would you need lubricant.
It is like sex rite?
You won't need lubricant if each party is..
nevermind, will save that for another topic.

After a long day at work, your working mode
has been turn ON for more than 8 hours.
Imagine yourself as a drilling machine,
even after switching it off, you'll still
feel the vibration and heat.

You've been drilling for too damn long.

And you've got no time to waste. Probably
after dinner say 9pm, you'll probably need
to go back and sleep asap to prepare yourself
tomorrow. And I bet while you are showering
or sleeping, your mind still lingers on of
your work.

TV or other forms of entertainment won't work
as well as alcohol. Your mind might still be thinking
about that terrible deal you just made with a client
while Iron Man is kicking the bad guy's ass.

I know it almost sound like a drug habit.
But seriously, why you think humans invented beer?

So drink up with your friends, happy hour, 7pm-8pm!
It helps to take your mind off work.

Just make sure you don't drink too much though.
You might end up really drunk and waking up
next morning with a terrible hangover.
That ought-ta screw up yr working mode.

The following scenes have been taking me
really long to ink. Ahh--now where's my Guinness?


No comments: